Our lips don’t touch when we say numbers until we reach one million
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There are millions of unopened Taco Bell sauce packets floating around dumps everywhere.
In hundreds of years from now when the Olympics are held on Mars, people will travel to Earth to train in higher gravity.
*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me
*opens window* can u throw another
how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time
you seriously have no idea what people are dealing with in their personal lives so just be nice it’s that simple
Our belly buttons are basically the same thing as holes the in fruit, where the stem goes.
